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Nicole Mitchel Pathetic!

October 7, 2009

Uhhh, How many fucking days can this thing possibly dress so God Fucking awful?! As Seen in the Pic Below:

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For Crying out loud This thing used to be so damn good, wearing nice tops and skirts…WTF happened?! How many more days in a row can this thing possibly fucking suck? A Red shitty top with Grey nasty ass transexual pants! Wanna know whats sad about this? Actual Transexuals Dress better then This thing! Thats Pathetic! Nicole, Dress better or be replaced by someone who can stand wearing a damn skirt at least 1-2 times a week! Your a Joke and Looking more and more Manish daily!


Nicole Mitchel Dresses like a man!

October 6, 2009

Yuck, If you were hoping by some miracle Nicole would have been hot and leggy well your in for a shock, seen in the pic below….Be warned it is a WOMAN in the Pic Supposidly!

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Yeah I know, horrifying isn’t it? Could any kind of outfit be any fucking worse?! A Red Crappy top with a Crappy Vest on top and crappy ass red shitty pants….Uhhhhgggg! This is what I mean, Does this thing own a Short skirt anymore? Once a week maybe if possible would be a nice start to actually dress like a woman and not a fucking guy which is what you look like tonight Nicole! Your Just like ripa, Show leg, its basically your only weapon you have slightly bigger tits then ripa but not by much as you too are pretty fucking flat…Sad too because you used to dress half ass, WTF happened? Get a Sex Change operation? For the Love of God and Humanity get better!

Primer Impacto: No Surprise!

October 2, 2009

Well I Tuned into Primer Impacto and Basically what I Figured would happen on the show, Heres a Few pictures of the Show Below:

As I Said 99% Of the title Ilia always saves the show and today was no acception! As You can see in the pics Ilia is in a nice short skirt showing plently opf leg where as Barb……Well lets just say barb cant do any fucking worse today in those nasty ass transexual pants! Marriage Kills most womens ability to dress sexy for fans and Barb is one of those who don’t anymore! Not all women are effected by Their Doushebag Husbands but alot of them are and Barb is an example of that!Well I’ll remember you fondly barb a Few years ago hot but now 99.999999999% of the time your just NOT! Get a Divorce soon so you can be hot again!

Rattler’s Rants Viewer Poll #2

October 2, 2009

Stephanie Abrams Leg Ruined!

October 2, 2009

Well the Good news after 2 days of God awful Crap Stephanie Abrams actually wore a nice dress showing some good leg, the Bad news is TWC has some of the Most retarded fucking shots in the world!


You can kinda see at the bottom of the photo where the dress ends and leg begins….Sadly is is about the only shots you can actually fucking get and well its pretty fucking retarded! They had her standing with the tool at the map and what happened? A big fucking wake up weather banner was on the screen blocing the leg AGAIN! This is what I mean, its simply fucking retarded! TWC is A joke and if its also the women Involved in the Camera decision making you should stick with fucking pants then if your too damn afraid to show leg! Skirts are meant to show leg! WTF else are they around for?! If God Didn’t want woamn to show leg he would have made everyone be limited to fucking pants! This is a Sad fucking thing! Really a waste of what could sometimes be cappable TV!

Stephanie Abrams = BORING!

September 30, 2009

Well After I saw Lame Gretchen Carlson this morning I decided to Change the channel to TWC to see what abrams was Wearing….to My Dismay She too Was dressed like a fucking man as seen in the photo below, let me warn you the Image is truly Horrifying!

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Uhhhgggg! Yes I know extreamly horrible and upsetting to see! Honestly now WTF Kind of outfit is this?! Good Lord I thought I was watching Al Roker and Mike Bettes, I mean it was that fucking bad to tell who was who! For Crying out loud this is as good to a Mens outfit as you can possibly fucking get! An All grey God awful looking pants suit, YUCK! Again Stephine I Question what side of the field your on…Go back to wearing skirts please, also wear pantyhose with those skirts…In Fact, Im sure if Al was working with you on the set he would get bored as hell thinking how fucking awful you look! Get better more watchable outfits Please, your revolting in these outfits! YUCK! (PUKE)

Nicole Mitchel & The Weather Channel

September 30, 2009

Well Nicole Mitchel is one of the Few Hotter Looking Women left on TWC, but the outfits are something to be desired, still on occasion she dresses better then most women on that channel but as usual TWC went and fucked things up! As you’ll see in the pictures below!

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As you can see in the pic to the left Nicole in in a Dark blue top with a skirt that goes to about her knees, First off Nicole, Chage the damn top to something more revealing please, like a tight white or pink top or something cause these dark colored things suck big time! The skirt as usual could be much shorter, you know show some thigh when standing at the map, don’t look like a damn 90 year old your your grandmothers skirts! And of course to the right is TWC’s fucking joke on all of us! The double topped banners that we oh so fucking hate! For the love of God TWC get rid of them, cant you put a simple small scroller at the bottom instead of these potential great legshows we could see without them?! Its a joke and I can see why most male viewers fucking hate you for it! GET RID OF THEM NOW for the love of God so when one of the very few women left on this channel can show some nice leggage! Also stop hiring more tools then women, it pisses me the fuck off!